Question: What does it take to fly a helicopter?
Answer: Lots of money!
These words of truth and wisdom were from my helicopter instructor, Rich Locklin of Bachman Aero, where I just had my first lesson at Schaumberg airport. It was a blast, but I have to say: helicopters are really hard to fly. Dare I say this… it made flying an airplane seem easy in comparison.
First, there are more controls to worry about. There’s the collective, which changes the pitch angle of the rotor blades to increase or decrease the lift. There also the cyclic, which is like a super-touchy joystick. (Touch it, and the helicopter shoots off in some undesired direction. Leave it alone, same result. Vexing.) The anti-torque pedals are similar to those in an airplane, as is the throttle.
Rich got us up to altitude and then handed over the controls. I was able to follow the highway, make turns, and maintain altitude relatively well. My familiarity with airplane steam gauges helped with this.
Just as I was feeling a little cocky, like I might be able to do this, like maybe I was a natural… well, then it was time to hoover. It all went to hell at that point, as nothing I did would compel that helicopter to stay still in the air. Rich would get us into a hoover, hand over the controls, and then the craft did promptly what it wanted to do, which was fly forward and to the right. Or fly down and to the left. Or shoot backwards. I had about six tries, none successful at all, and Rich said I did no worse (or better) than most people. It typically takes about 10 hours to learn this rather important helicopter skill. So: humbling.
So, would I do it again? Yes, in a heartbeat. Will I go on to get my rating? Not likely. Helicopters are fun, but really not practical for the type of long distance flying I do. But it’s a real treat, and I would recommend it to anyone with a couple hundred extra dollars in his pocket.

Rich shows me the controls in the Schweizer helicopter.

The panel, pedals, and cyclic.

Checklisting everything before flight.

This is fun!

Logging rotorcraft time.